Software Roles from Epic(s)

Sofware Professionals at Heaven..

Brahma

Systems Installation

Vishnu

Systems Administration & Support

Lakshmi

Finance and Accounts consultant

Saraswati

Training and Knowledge Management

Shiva

DBA (Crash Specialist)

Ganesh

Quality Assurance & Documentation

Narada

Data transfer

Yama

Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant

Chitragupta

IDP & Personal Records

Apsaras

Downloadable Viruses

Devas

Mainframe Programmers

Surya

Solaris Administrator

Rakshasas

In house Hackers

Ravanan

Internet Explorer

Kumbhakarnan

Zombie Process

Lakshmanan

Support Software and Backup

Hanuman

Linux/s390

Vaali

MS Windows

Sugreeva

DOS

Jatayu

Firewall

Dronacharya

System Programmer

Vishwamitra

Sr. Manager Projects

Shakuni

Annual appraisal & Promotion

Valmiki

Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document)

Krishna

SDLC ( Sudarshan Wheel Development Life Cycle)

Dharmaraj Yudhishthira

ISO Consultant (CMM level 5)

Arjun

Lead Programmer (all companies are vying for him)

Abhimanyu

Trainee Programmer

Draupadi

Motivation & Team building

Bhima

MAINFRAME LEGACY SYSTEM

Duryodhana

Microsoft product Written in VB

Karna

Contract programmer

Dhrutarashtra

Visual C++

Gandhari

Dreamweaver

Shani

Test engineer: frequently detecting bugs.

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