strange bombay

 

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·      Bombay has no bombs and is a harbour not a bay.

·      Churchgate has neither a church nor a gate. It is a railway station.

·      There is no darkness in Andheri.

·      Lalbaag is neither red nor a garden.

·      No king ever stayed at Kings Circle .

·      Nor did Queen Victoria stay at Victoria Terminus.

·      Nor is there any princess at Princess Street

·      Lower Parel is at the same level as Parel

·      There are no marines/sailors at Marine Lines.

·      The Mahalaxmi temple is at Haji Ali not at Mahalaxmi.

·      There are no pigs traded at Dukar bazaar.

·       Teen bati is a junction of 3 roads, not three lamps.

·       Trams used to terminate at Kings circle not Dadar* Tram Terminus (Dadar T.T.).

·      Breach Candy is not a sweetmeat market, but there is a Hospital.

·      Safed Pool has the dirtiest and blackest water.

·      You cannot buy coal at Kolsa street.

·      There are no Iron smiths at Lohar chawl.

·      There are no pot makers at Kumbhar wada.

·      Lokhandwala complex is not an Iron and steel market.

·                                 Null bazaar does not sell taps.

·                                 You will not find ladyfingers at Bheendi Bazaar.

·                                 Kalachowki does not have a black Police station.

·                                 Hanging Gardens are not suspended.

·                                 Mirchi Gully does not sell chillies.

·                                 Figs do not grow in Anjir Wadi.

·                                 Sitafals do not grow in Sitafal Wadi,

·                                 Jackfruits do not grow at Fanaswadi.

·                                 But it is true that you may get fleeced at Chor Bazaar!

 

 

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