Modern English is the Wal-Mart of languages: convenient, huge, hard to avoid, superficially friendly, and devouring all rivals in its eagerness to expand. -Mark Abley, writer and editor (b. 13 May 1955)
"When you can explain things to people who are willing to listen to you explain them, it is extremely difficult to resist fully and brutally explaining them. It feels good to explain them—like maybe you're getting somewhere. Like maybe, if you can just ... really explain them, the experiences will realize you're catching on and stop bothering you." - Allie Brosh, "Solutions and Other Problems"
I do not torture animals, and I do not support the torture of animals, such as that which goes on at rodeos: cowardly men in big hats abusing simple beasts in a fruitless search for manhood.
-George Carlin, comedian, actor, and author (1937-2008)
"Surround yourself with the best people you can find, delegate authority, and don't interfere as long as the policy you've decided upon is being carried out." – Ronald Reagan, 40th U.S. President
"If you want to do a few small things right, do them yourself. If you want to do great things and make a big impact, learn to delegate." – John C. Maxwell, American author
The life of every man is a diary in which he means to write one story, and writes another, and his humblest hour is when he compares the volume as it is with what he vowed to make it.
"The really expert riders of horses let the horse know immediately who is in control, but then guide the horse with loose reins and seldom use the spurs." – Sandra Day O'Connor, former Supreme Court Justice.
"When you delegate work to a member of the team, your job is to clearly frame success and describe the objectives." – Steven Sinofsky, former Microsoft executive
It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do. There is no fun in doing nothing when you have nothing to do. Wasting time is merely an occupation then, and a most exhausting one. Idleness, like kisses, to be sweet must be stolen.
-Jerome K. Jerome, humorist and playwright (1859-1927)