Everyone is kneaded out of the same dough but not baked in the same oven.
-Yiddish proverb
Funny Oxymorons – in a lighter vein…
An oxymoron is usually defined as a phrase in which two words have a seemingly self-contradictory effect
1) Clearly misunderstood
2) Exact Estimate
3) Small Crowd
4) Act Naturally
5) Found Missing
6) Fully Empty
7) Pretty Ugly
8) Seriously funny
9) Only choice
10) Original copies
11) Blonde Intelligence
12) Bureaucratic efficiencies
And the best of all is
13) Happily Married
Negatives and positives are most always based on perception and tend to rent space in our minds and largely dictate our reaction to situations.
M. Raymond Sheppard